Christmas · Family · Humour · Rhyme

Merry Christmas x

December! The very best month of the year. A twinkly time filled with love and good cheer. For one single month we can wake up at six, And chomp on a choccy before Weetabix. It’s twenty fifteen, and my tots (one and three), Are making this advent so special for me. We started our month… Continue reading Merry Christmas x

Christmas · Humour · Parenting · Rhyme

“It’s OK Santa, we’ve got this!”

We all know that Santa’s a popular man! So our job as a parent’s to help where we can. There’s only so much he can fit in that sack. “But don’t worry Santa, we’ve all got your back!” We know that he’ll manage a present or two, But we’re always quite happy to buy a… Continue reading “It’s OK Santa, we’ve got this!”

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A little rhyme for your cards…

As some of you may know from my last post, I’m a sucker for Christmas crafts with the kids, *tries to keep a straight face.*  Each year so far we have done some hand and footprints onto card, which we’ve then made into Christmas cards for the grandparents and family. Inside I’ve written a little rhyme… Continue reading A little rhyme for your cards…

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Surviving Christmas crafts…

As Christmas approaches I get on a mission, To fill each new day with a brand new tradition. My newsfeed is scattered with festive ideas, Just perfect to try with my tot of three years. A vision of crafting all calm and serene, Of handmade delights in a wintery scene. And nothing says Christmas like… Continue reading Surviving Christmas crafts…

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Popping in to work for a rest…

For most of the week I’m a stay at home mum. Which “apparently” means I just sit on my bum?? But frankly my days are chaotic at best. I honestly pop in to work for a rest. Now just for the record, before I say more, I know 14 hours is hardly a chore. My… Continue reading Popping in to work for a rest…

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Sometimes…. I just can’t do it!

I’ve answered to Mum now for more than 3 years, I’ve cherished the good times and learned from the tears. But even at this point between me and you, there are still certain things that I just cannot do. Not for my life can I get through a door, with pushchair, without a huge fuss… Continue reading Sometimes…. I just can’t do it!

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A guest post…. Introducing – “Rhyming with Beer!”

Our Tiny Tots’ Grandad deserves a “shout out!” Since I started this blog he’s been brilliant throughout. When Rhyming with Wine launched a few months ago, He also suggested he might like a go… So please raise your glasses and let’s have a toast. To his very first rhyme and his debut guest post. Ladies… Continue reading A guest post…. Introducing – “Rhyming with Beer!”

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“No cake for me thanks!” Said no mum ever.

Despite best endeavors there’s always one thing, that gets in the way of my quest to be thin. I’m a picture of health ’til I make the mistake. … Of going to places that proudly serve CAKE! At soft play and play dates I ask for a tea… And there it is… Flashing it’s yumness… Continue reading “No cake for me thanks!” Said no mum ever.

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To be read entirely in the voice of Dracula…

A frrrightful tale of ghosts and ghouls and monsters lies within…. … Are you sitting comfortably? Well then I shall begin…. Our story takes us back in time, Of days gone by we’ll speak. Imagine if you will, one gloomy Saturday last week…. The doors were decked with pumpkins in the flickered candle light. The… Continue reading To be read entirely in the voice of Dracula…

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The SUPERMUMMY Pill…

Mummies don’t get sick at all. We never have a cough. Thank goodness as we wouldn’t get a sniff of a day off. And even if we asked them, our unsympathetic “boss”, with all their best intentions, frankly wouldn’t give a toss. It’s lucky that we never need to wallow in our bed, We jump… Continue reading The SUPERMUMMY Pill…